With thespian love she kissed the air near my cheek good bye. I sat and listened to the silence for a little while, in a large room with polished wooden floorboards and a beautiful black piano, wearing someone else’s orange jumper. Walking back in the dark, I caught a glimpse of the old weekend feeling and chased after it for a while, until it threw itself with reckless abandon into the five-inch pool of water which some call a pond, where it drowned. I felt partly responsible. To commemorate the event I cooked a celery courgette carrot potato butternut squash mushroom onion soup, the colour of which there are no words to describe. I mashed in a few sliced almonds for good measure, and now no-one will eat it, not even me.
Between the stacks in a secret room upstairs in the library a second year law student dances with a a tattered paperback in his hands. He tells me about how he picked something by the same author from the shelf of a hostel in India. (I am picturing your high ceilings and your new white white room and you sitting in your chair with feet up on the window sill.)
It is ten to three am and you are somewhere else which is not on my scratched wooden floorboards beating yourself up, and if you had a bike you would ride it far away and maybe never come back. You would like to hear I will come with you to London. You left with your heart in your knee. I heard you sobbing at the bottom of the staircase.
it’s beginning to look a lot like
not Christmas, he said, but Romanticism, and laughed into the corners of the lecture theatre. It has been snowing, and walking to the salmon monstrosity of the Faculty is like wading through spilt grey slush puppies on an epic scale. I accidentally knock my elbow into the guy sitting next to me several times, we are sitting too close. Sorry, he says, and fumbles apologetically with his narrow-ruled paper. This lecture circus is oversubscribed; on the window sill a petite blonde rolls cigarettes and lines them up on her blue jean knees, for fifty-five minutes. Through the rape of the daughter of the Duke of Arcadia and the Thirty Nine Articles. Romance is the genre of the epic losers, and the Epic of the winners. I see a famous person a little further down from the blonde girl. It is reassuring that without make-up she could be anyone. She could be the guy next to me. Her yawns do not look scripted.
It is half past three, a week later and the soup I made is festering in the top shelf of the fridge. The bedder wrote a note in tiny uniform print about kitchen hygiene. Her name is Tracy, I know this from the black marker pen on the half pint of semi-skimmed milk.
I don’t know what I will do when I wake up from not sleeping.
Write two essays maybe.
I have never seen anyone tear hair out on my account, other than my father when I knocked over his prized possession, a black vase from the fine arts show at Staffs Uni, and it broke into three jagged pieces leaking roses. It is not okay to agree with you when you do not mean what you say. It’s the third person, the invisible three-hundred mile away one. I am too into this invisible Mr Far Away Man, and you think each time you leave to be somewhere I am not, I call him up and listen to what he does not say, and his breathing.
It is also my hacking cough. It is here to stay, how I get through supervisions. What did Petrarch mean, Rime Sparse? What is sparse? Hack hack. Someone says sparse. I think scattered. Don’t be ridiculous, he says, the correct answer is asparagus.