please mow the lawn quietly and not at 7am

We are disintegrating bit by bit. H has RSI in her hand from revising too much, so now she speaks her notes into a dictaphone and I cut up her jacket potato. (By the end of next week we will all have RSI from writing three or four essays a day.) A’s glands are swollen, and I am infecting everyone who dares cross my threshold with the lurgy.

There are no conversations which are not about work or revision tactics or disintegration.

I will be less boring after next week, if I am still alive/in possession of my sanity.

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