Len’s relationships are mapped out to a tee on the crisp, white phone bill.

Here is where Nicki starts… he points at a mobile phone number, a constant for half a side in tiny black print.

And this is where she ends. Finger hovering over a break in the numbers, pointing out an extra 9 and a few 245’s in the next numerical identity down. This one’s Isobel.

At the 12 hour phone conversation (cue my father’s purple face and collar-grabbing): and here is where we had our first big argument.